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A Child's First Book of Trump
Author: Michael Ian Black

ISBN: 9781481488006
Format: Hardcover
Number Of Pages: 32
Published: 5 July 2016
Country of Publication: US
Dimensions (cm): 26.3 x 21.4 x 1.0
Description:
What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parodypicture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn't so true.

The beasty is called an American Trump.

Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.

Its fur so complex you might get enveloped.
Its hands though are, sadly, under developed.

The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and nowpolitical candidate? Kids (and let's be honest many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that's been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are thosewords coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump?

With his sign...

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