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Mike Clarke worked for 18 years in Immigration Control in Londons larger airports- the last 9 as a Chief Immigration Officer. In his time there- he encountered every scenario you could imagine - and some youd never dream of! Planes- Passports and Porkie Pies - Slice One details the ups and downs of his working life: queues and crises- joy and despair- cock-ups- punch--ups- forgers- robbers- liars- lovers- thugs- drugs and always the poorest of the poor. Join Mike as he recounts just some of his more memorable moments- from a man wearing a suit filled with GBP80-000 cash to his part in the truly shocking sudden death of the Russian Atomic Clock. Planes- Passports and Porkie Pies is a hilarious memoir that will particularly appeal to those familiar with the immigration sector- as well as anyone who has ever suffered at the hands of mindless bureaucracy.... Please click here to ask a question
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