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"Greetings earthlings! I, Cryptosporidium 137 of the Furon Empire, happened upon your planet on the way back from destroying the martians. Due to some experiments with atomic weaponry, we lack genitalia and the quality of our clones has degraded. Since you pathetic humans all carry Furon DNA in your genetic code, I have been instructed to collect fresh samples. Survival is not an option, but you should be honoured to support the legacy of the Furon Empire!"
Destroy All Humans! is a humorous action game with winks to the era of the goofy fifties' sci-fi movies. Crypto can hypnotize and scan people, and lift objects using psychokinesis. He can also control humans using the Hypno Blast to impose his commands. Extracted DNA can be exchanged in your mothership for new weapons and ability upgrades. Furon weaponry includes a Zap-o-Matic, disintegrator ray, abducto beam, quantum deconstructor and even the famous anal probe. Not to be overpowered, you have to disguise yourself using the Holobob.
Why should you buy from me?
- Over 99% positive feedback
- Super fast delivery because I mail out everyday
- I package all items in bubble wrap so nothing gets damaged during shipping
- Will combine shipping
- Pick ups allowed
- Always willing to make a deal on multiple purchases. Just ask :)
- All games and hardware tested and confirmed working.
- All hardware is backed by a 2 MONTH WARRANTY under normal use and I have my own disc repair machine so can guarantee the quality of the discs I'm selling.
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