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Here is an amazing opportunity to adopt a rather special young carrot for a great cause!

This did initially put me off my dinner last night however after researching its background it may have some provenance and we have reason to believe that it may be related to Donald Trump, especially given both are root vegetables.

The only questionable issues that create some doubt about this connection is that the carrot is less orange, it has a higher IQ and of course much larger in the all important nether regions. The carrot is less narcissistic and more caring, likes to please and has a more colourful personality!

We do however need this to go to a good home soon before it truly replicates Mr Trump by becoming really shriveled!

Despite this, it is a rare item and really quite valuable, although the jewels are a little small it is deceptive as this is a full two carrots! Indeed we thought this may be best listed on Trade Me under Jewellery but we didn't want this to outshine the various diamonds and other gems.

Not being medically inclined are unable to confirm if it is circumsized or not!

We recommend purchasers satisfying themselves as to its connection to Donald Trump and suggest Ancestory.Com may help in this regard!

BID HARD AND BE FIRM WITH YOUR COMMITMENT, SECURE THIS GEM NOW......100% OF THE SALE PRICE IS GOING TO PROSTATE CANCER FOUNDATION NEW ZEALAND

TO HELP THE SUCCESSFUL PURCHASER TO GET TO KNOW YOUR NEW CARROT BEFORE TAKING IT HOME. QUEST APARTMENT HOTEL HAMILTON WILL ALSO OFFER THE HIGHEST BIDDER A COMPLEMENTARY WEEKEND NIGHT IF THE WINNER WISHES TO PICK UP IN PERSON! Please read the questions and answers for this listing.
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  • Seller location: Hamilton, Waikato, NZ

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