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After being officially named as "The Worst Christmas Present Ever" by Trademe,and receiving over 180,000 views and 2000+ watchers.Our auction raised a whopping $554 for UNICEF to go to the Philippines Typhoon Haiyan disaster appeal(thanks to generous Trademe member catzgang)

In light of the recent Tsunami and massive loss of life in Indonesia we have decided to auction off 52 PACKETS OF assorted GRIFFINS BISCUITS(thats one pack a week for a whole year!)Unlike the ones in the last auction-these ones will be GUARANTEED fresh& edible!

The winner will also get a printed copy of The Worst Christmas Present Ever auction complete with Q&A section of Listing #768290667 (these are no longer visible online)23 pages.
They include such gems as:

Q:Farrk you're funny.Best laugh for yonks..1suze

A.Okay,spill the beans,where did you find my photo...?

Q.Hi there,still following your auction.What did I miss? and what will Mr Breeze do once the auction is over?rico777

A.Mrs Breeze here,you didn't miss much,which is unusual
for a man.Mr Breeze misses birthdays,anniversaries and everything else except the toilet seat!Don't worry about Mr Breeze, once the auction is over he will be busy sorting our mouse infestation.They breed mice tough here in Rotovegas.We tried poison but they just crush it up and snort it like Cocaine,mouse traps-they just use them for bench pressing and inbetween times they take turns to rape the cat!

Q.So Mr Breeze does the cuppa tea and biscuits(I prefer ginger nuts)invite get extended to the winning bidder?kiwi2468

A.Yes the winner will get invited for a cup of tea if they wish.I didn't get your random comment expressing your desire "for ginger nuts" but if it's any consolation ,I always wanted a stronger chin .We have just got to do the best with what we are given I suppose!

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ALL THE PROCEEDS FOR THIS CHARITY AUCTION WILL BE DONATED TO UNICEF TO GO TO THE LATEST INDONESIAN TSUNAMI APPEAL
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