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Are you the sort of happy-go-lucky punter who likes a bit of an audience and will give anything a go? When you're bored do you find yourself performing public gymnastics, and accidentally giving yourself head wounds?

Have you found yourself responsible for $300,000 damage bills, just because there wasn't a sign telling you not to?

Don't you wish you had some sort of permanent reminder not to be an idiot?

Well wish no longer! All your troubles* are solved, because here's the permanent reminder you need, in a beautiful "premium matte" finish. Even better, it fits in your wallet - so long as you haven't lost your wallet in the ocean.


* Trouble solved by this product exclude possible criminal and financial charges resulting from any freestyle climbing you may have recently attempted on the Wellington Waterfront.
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  • Seller location: Hamilton, Waikato, NZ

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