Mercedes-Benz E 350 Station Wagon 2006

This glorious Mercedes Benz E350 Avantgarde from the year of Tangaroa 2006 comes with a KRAKEN recommendation: Even the merpeople of Wellington have chosen this vehicle as their preferred chariot of choice.

It’s a Stationwagon so it fits all your fishtails, cephalopods and boating equipment. It has a super powerful engine and self-leveling rear suspension so you can tow a pirate boat, or a trailer or whatever slippery stuff you may want.

It only has done 175,000kms, is all leather interior, super deluxe so even Neptune himself would be comfortable as (as it caresses his scaly posterior). It even washes its own headlights like a giant fricking mantis! And does pretty much everything else for itself other than drive (so make sure you transform back from the fishtail to legs before you hit the gas!).

Transmission was rebuilt at 150,000kms and it has a 6-stack CD player to play all your fave 90s Grunge Records. The amount of secret stashes, compartments, nooks and crannies are uncountable - we still haven’t found the pirate booty we hid when we drank too much Kraken Rum. And it has a sunroof so Arielle’s red locks can flow breezily in the wind...

3 independent zones of climate control mean no more bickering between hot and cold-blooded sea creatures. It prevents Alzheimers by having to calculate its fuel consumption (cause the gauge is a bit magical).

Either way, it’s a brilliant MER(man)cedes that would make any king or queen of the seas proud AF. And you can totally release the Kraken with it! ???????????