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1. Go, Stay and Fetch
Mr Barker explains why dog's don't understand him.
2. Odd Socks
A universal problem.
3. Have You Got Any News of the Iceburg?
A sad story. Much is owed to Bill Tidy's cartoon.
4. An Admission
Mr Barker finds something strange in a sometimes civilised society financed by the proceeds of gambling.
5. Why Do Cafes Close at Teatime?
This may just be a British phenomenon. They do.
6. The Lonely Little Lemming
Another sad story. Mr Barker is a very sad person.
7. Administerium and the Science of Unclear Physics
Mr Barker, dredging his memories of 'O' level Physics with Chemistry, had written a group of verses which were looking for a story, when lo! A miracle! On appeared ont he internet, ascribed to a number of sources. This is the result of their union.
8. My Snails Have Not Yet Arrived
A chorus poem, featuring the massed voices of Bromyard 1996.
9. I Don't Like My Boomerang
Mr Barker proves once again that there is something seriously wrong with his mind. It is very worrying that thee audience understand him.
10. The Book of Kevin (Chapter One)
A little known Book of the Bible found in a garden shed in Ashton under Lyne.
11. Travel Iron
Mr Barker is not an expert on ironing, but feels great sympathy for those unfortunate people who are.
12. BSA
A story that owes a gread deal to childhood evenings at the Manchester Pegasus Motor Cycle Club (in the hut at the back of the Midland Hotel, near Belle Vue) and owes a great deal more to John Gummer (who should be locked in the hut at the back of the Midland Hotel, near Belle Vue).
13. Monologue 87
This poem, unlike the others here, was intended to be a disaster. I feel I have succeeded.
14. Dachshunds With Erections Can't Climb Stairs
They can't.
15. The Phoenix
Finally, a sad one. Goodbye.

Mrs Ackroyd Records DOG 012
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