This Slide Grease is a professional grade thick grease that should be applied to slides that shouldn’t move. It is extremely long-lasting, temperature resistant and will help protect your instrument from corrosion.

The Worst Part of Playing a Brass Instrument, a Short List: 1: The sheer amount of physical human attraction that it generates from all sexes. 2: Sullen looks from newly be-deafened woodwind players. 3: Tuning slide grease. Nobody likes it. It’s annoying. We get it. But it’s a necessary evil, so stop whining and start putting something on your horn that NASA has been using for years: Monster slide grease. Thick, long lasting, perfect seal. You won’t lose the tub either, like you normally do—this one is too good looking.

Monster Oil products are the cleanest synthetic brass lubricants currently on the market. The company was started by three professional trumpet players who collaborated with an aerospace lubricant firm. Together, products that were originally used by NASA were reworked until they were perfect for brass instruments. The result is a line of products that are designed to clean, protect and lubricate instruments all at the same time. Perfect for all brass instruments, including Trumpet, Cornet, French Horn, Tuba