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Lambo: Last Grub

The best BBQers in the world? Mercenaries. Why so? Perhaps it's their
stealthy efficiency or maybe their brutal drive. They've a thirst for blood in
more ways than one, but their knack for meat smoking'll knock your
socks off.

So you see, the Machete Spatula makes sense in more ways than none. In this
grill or be grilled world it's every chef for themselves, and with a tool
this size there's no limit to the amount of crustaceans you'll be putting
on the barbie.

The pen may well be mightier than the sword, but the machete is no match for
the spatula. For arguments sake the two have been combined and the results are
utterly glorious. Instil uneasiness in your dinner guests before serving them
the best darn burger they've ever laid teeth upon. Your new, show-stopping
utensil also comes complete with built-in bottle opener and - perhaps most
importantly - a bandana. Oh, what are we talking about, of course most
importantly! It's a frickin bandana! You're now officially a troubled
Vietnam War Veteran with a penchant for medium - rare flesh, and boy does it
suit you.

Product Features:


BBQ spatula

Perfect for flipping meat

Trio of bottle openers

Oak handle

Stainless steel blade


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  • NZ-wide tracked courier (non-signature)$3.90
  • NZ-wide tracked courier (signature)$6.90
  • Rural Delivery tracked courier (non-signature)$7.40
  • Rural Delivery tracked courier (signature)$10.40
  • Store does not allow pick-ups
  • Store location: North Shore, Auckland, NZ

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