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To tattoo or not to tattoo.. this is the question..

I have decided to tattoo.

For a good cause.

To be precise, a space for someone to permanently place their brand.. some perfect product placement,

On my Right calf,

I would like to say that this will be a small piece, but genetics, and some mean as training means that my calf is a bit larger than your average.

And given that I don't really like to wear long pants, shorts are in, winter or summer.

What more could a business want then some smooth (much to my wife distaste I shave my legs for cycling), tanned (again to my wives distaste, I tan them too) baby soft skin to advertise their brand on.

I am competing in the 2020 Kathmandu Coast to Coast, and am wanting to raise money to help myself and my crew to get me from the start line, all the way to the finish.

I am hoping to raise $4000.

This is cheaper than a full page advertisement in your local news paper.

I mean what a steal!!

This has been a particularly hard year for myself and my family, and I am needing to sell bits of my body off to pay for our expenses.... when I talked with my wife about this, I don't think that this was what she thought I was insinuating... She says that this is a good thing, as she's not street enough to be somebodies pimp.

I have a facebook and Instagram (@trainurmental) that details all of my training struggles and successes, my family, my food, and my promotion of mental health awareness and prevention. I am raising money for I AM HOPE on my give a little page as well (find this link on @trainurmental), where I run giveaways for people who donate, so if you are not able to buy up my prime real-estate of a calf, then you can jump on their and donate to hopefully score yourself something wicked.

So what are you waiting for?

A more beautiful billboard to come along?

A better piece of skin to be offered to you?

A more unique place to pop your brand?

You won't find another one like this....

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