Toyota Land Cruiser Auzzie Spec 1991

This is a mans vehicle. A real mans truck. Not for playboys, toy-boys, pool-boys, boy scouts or boy racers. No, this is for horsemen, bushmen, tradesmen, axemen, stockmen, and fishermen. But not for salesman, especially not used car salesmen.

Don’t call me if you support the Green Party. The cost of running this old 12V engine on Petrol will bring tears to the eyes of even the toughest of men. Fortunately it has LPG and does about 275 - 300ks on a tank, depending on which way the wind is blowing.

Don’t call me if you are a vegetarian or if you live north of the Bombay hills. This is no Remurea tractor that you drive to the latest Ponsonby vegan restaurant. No, a real man drives this truck through the bush, kills something, and eats it. Raw.

The interior is ok for its age. There is a tear in the side of the drivers seat, but it still offers good support. A real man would simply cover this with a cammo car seat cover. No pink playboy ones thanks.

Comes with a long tow rope, snow chains (for 2 wheels), ski rack, high lift jack, and a roll of toilet paper.

Don’t call me if you’re a lawyer. This is an honest man’s truck. I’m not interested in tyre kickers, time wasters, joy riders, dreamers, swaps or trades. Sold as-is where-is. Check it before you buy it.

Give me a call if you’re a real man with more than 7 hairs on your chest, dirt under your fingernails and you need a tough 4x4 to get you and your mates in to the outdoors.