PLEASE NOTE:ALL PROCEEDS OF THIS AUCTION WILL GO TO THE SPCA.(Society For Prevention Cruelty to Animals) who are vey busy at Xmas )

We've decided to auction off our 3 legged chicken,,"Rocky" Rocky was part result of selective breeding experimentation in our attempt to resolve the global food crisis & part trying to ensure each of our 3 boys "got a leg" during Sunday Roast,

We decided to abandon this project after we realised that whilst 3 legged chickens meant more food ,they proved too difficult to catch.The only batch sent out to Ethiopia(as they were the only Africans capable of catching the 3 legged variety) starved to death as all the chook food was eaten by the Ethiopians.The meat may be a little tough(well he wasn't called Rocky" for nothing.He was fond of a scrap or two,(apparently he often kicked two arses at the same time) Rocky was a bit of a celebrity around town,rumour had it that his last appearance was to be on "The Block" before he was tragically taken from us from natural causes.He died of deafness-he didnt hear Mrs Breeze creeping up behind him with the shovel…one too many forays into her flower beds… This is an amazing $1 reserve auction& he won't be going cheap!(not now he's dead!) Please help raise heaps for the SPCA. We've included a few pics for all the doubting Thomas's out there. The main pic is the aforementioned dearly departed and pic 2 is his Dad as a youngster(His dad was called University Challenge as he was introduced as a "starter for ten") while pic 3 is of Rocky running about(sorry its a bit blurred but all our pics of him are like that) )

Disclaimer :To all those doubters& nay sayers out there,we KNOW theres no such thing as 3 legged chickens(Rocky originally had 4 legs but he lost one in a horrific motorbike accident)…Remember Leathers not just for pleasure…Have a safe Christmas and New Year and support a great cause…

Present,Unwanted Xmas Gift