Have you ever dreamt of being something else? Sick of the day in day out grind & just want to break free. Hi, welcome to my life. I’m El Taco - the little F&P Washrite drier that dreams to be a mechanical bull. My dad was in the army...He was a Major appliance. He told me that one day the spirit of El Toro, an 8-foot man-eating bull from Mexico possessed me! But, my Brother Sewing Machine says that I was actually repossessed by Al Horo, a 6-foot repo man from Murupara. So, my life has been a long journey of discovery. Over the years I have found that I’m really good at shaking maracas, twerking and making martinis for James Bond. Just don’t ask me to play Jenga, serve drinks or cut the red wire to disarm a bomb – R.I.P dad. The thought of drying clothes really churns my insides. I want to show everyone that you really can change your destiny. My little sister wants to be just like me, after-all she is a copier. And so here I am - just a dryer standing in front of a computer – asking you to help me. Will you help me reach my dreams? It’s been so long, I could be stronger but I’m not an Iron…man! Hey, I’m not asking you to buy me - I’m not into slavery! See, I want you to invest in me – heck, invest in a dream. Yes my friend, I know that you too have dreams of another life – without boundaries or expectations. That’s why you stopped to read my story today - because, this is also your story. Yes, today is about you! Today is the day you could actually invest in - yourself. Keep the dream alive my friend. If I can one day be a mechanical bull then tomorrow you could be – free!! And the journey begins here, now, today. The power is within you, in your hand, in your very finger. Use it wisely to point where you want to go, strike a blow for freedom, break the bonds of oppression & press that bid button! Note: accessories excl. in this sale are the pancho & martini glass. All other accessories incl. Proceeds of sale are going to support Waikato's The FEDS compete at the Hip Hop World Supremacy Battlegrounds.