Still sealed, rare as hen's teeth copy of this 2002 release "in character" from expat NZ saxophonist Hayden Chisholm.

This is a full album satirising relaxation programmes. It's hilarious, entertaining, subversive, and at times, rather smutty.

Hayden is a world-renowned musician who has played with many acclaimed performers in his adopted country of Germany, including Bernd Friedman (Nonplace, Flanger). But don't expect 'music' here, apart from the stringed instrument behind the narration of 'Master Fu'.

Tracklist 1 First Practice For All Students 4:37 2 Finding Correct Practice Space 4:18 3 Relaxation 1 2:57 4 Becoming Like The Praying Mantis 4:01 5 Right-Left Hand Training 3:10 6 Opening Jade Palace 1:54 7 Solo Practice Track One 2:32 8 Relaxation 2 / Reverse Training 2:15 9 Solo Practice Track 2 1:41 10 Correct Usage Of Yang Weapon 2:36 11 Final Relaxation 5:14

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