Are you looking to protect your balls? Do you wanna protect that junk in your trunk? Want to cover your bean bag? Do you fear for your scallops, your knackers, your naughty bits, your cream donuts? If so, then this is for you sir. Top of the range Obo pelvic guard. Had 2 seasons of unstoppable protection from this bad boy, the least I can do is transfer its magic onto someone else.