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Try my new 1600-digit floating point calculator and get your money back (including Ping fees) PLUS an EXTRA CASH OFFER.

This is for a bootable X86 image which will be emailed to you (guaranteed virus-free and other malware-free), and must be installed on a USB pen drive, a hard disk, or run in your favourite emulator. The emailed zip file will also contain some installation suggestions, and contact information if help is needed.:

Terms and Conditions for 100% Money Back offer:

1. Use a stored constant in the calculator to calculate the value of the cube root shown in the calculator's on-screen icon, correct to 1600 decimal digits.
2. Record the first 4 digits after the decimal point and use the calculator's Truncate function (or otherwise) to help record the 1276th, 1277th, 1278th and 1279th digits of the result. These 8 digits from first to last are the Code you must correctly return to receive your money back.
3. Send an email to my address given to you by trademe with "Calculator offer" in the subject line, and the following information: Your trademe username, The date you purchased the calculator, The 8-digit Code you have obtained.
4. You will be notified by return email if your code is correct, or not. If correct your refund will be paid on receipt of your bank account details.
5. This offer remains valid indefinitely until further notice on trademe.
6. No disputes about the validity of the Code will be considered. To receive an ADDITIONAL $20 payment to your bank account, you can repeat steps 1 to 4 above, with the following changes:
7. Calculate the value of log (base 2) of Euler's number e correct to 1600 digits, then subtract your original cube root 1600-digit answer.
8. The 8-digit Code is the first 4 digits and the 1356th, 1357th, 1358th and 1359th digits of the new result.
9. Include this second Code in your email. The ADDITIONAL PAYMENT OFFER IS INITIALLY LIMITED TO THE FIRST 5 CORRECT RESPONSES, and will expire on 31 December 2026.