150 grams of genuine RJ’s Jaffas- recently discontinued, always beloved. Now in extremely high demand and heartbreakingly limited supply.

Jaffas are a necessary accompaniment to cinemas and a continued source of kiwi joy. Never again will New Zealanders be caught red-handed by these iconic chocolates.

The proceeds from this auction will go to Mens Sheds NZ and the Rural Support Trust - two charities that are doing amazing work supporting kiwis through tough times. If you don't have $1,500 lying around, but you do have $5 that you'd ordinarily spend on a bag of jaffas, please consider donating to these local legends.

To any thousandaires out there- as quoted by the news, "i’m offering a chance to acquire a piece of New Zealand history, an heirloom to be passed down through generations." All things considered, this is a pretty sweet deal...

Offers accepted, but no lowballing- I know what I’ve got.

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p.s. I will assume that anyone sending threats or abuse is just jealous of my jaffa-stash. p.p.s. This is the original jaffa listing, reposted due to a technical error