????RARE KIWI TREASURE FOR SALE???? JAFFAS – The Final Roll! (Literally)

That's right, folks – Jaffas are GONE. Discontinued. Donezo. Off to that great lolly bowl in the sky. But guess who’s holding onto a full, glorious, unopened box of these bright orange chocolatey legends?

ME.

And now... you can be the lucky owner of this last slice of New Zealand candy history! Why should you buy them? Let me count the ways:

?? Want to relive your childhood trauma of them rolling down the cinema aisle? ?? Need a rare artefact to pass down through the generations? ?? Want to flex at parties with the "Jaffa that outlasted them all"? ?? Want to invest in orange chocolate as your retirement plan?

This box is: ?? Sealed ?? Iconic ?? Potentially worth more than your car in 10 years

?? Warning: may cause nostalgia, joy, and emotional attachment.

Don’t let the last Jaffas roll away without YOU. Bid now – before I eat them out of spite.

** Starts at $1 no reserve **