Alright, someone had to do it.

I’ve spent the past two weeks circling supermarkets like a vulture in a Hiace—Countdown, New World, Pak’nSave, Four Square—you name it. Jaffas? Wiped clean. Why? Because RJ’s has officially discontinued them. That’s right, New Zealand’s most iconic chocolate-orange treat is no more.

So naturally, I took action. I now proudly hold the unofficial Jaffa monopoly. If you want to enjoy these nostalgic little sugar bombs, you’ll have to come through me.

Truth is—I don’t even like Jaffas that much. But after watching the entire country lose their collective minds, I realised this was my moment. Some people invest in crypto. I invested in spherical sugar-coated cocoa.

You’re buying:

• 1x Pack of RJ’s Classic Jaffas
• Expiry date: 3 March 2026
• Condition: Unopened, untouched, unreasonably hyped
• Price: A humble, world-dominating $19.95

Perfect for:

• Flexing on your mates like “yeah I’ve still got some”
• Staring into the abyss of discontinued candy culture
• Gifting to someone who cries when they hear the word "nostalgia"

Shipping & Pickup: Nationwide shipping available or pick up locally if you want to shake the hand of the man who cornered the Jaffa market.