Corky the Hat Cactus – A One-of-a-Kind Entryway Showstopper

Looking for a hat stand that doubles as a conversation starter, a nostalgic nod to the 90s, and a minor architectural marvel? Meet Corky—a 2-metre tall, 600cm wide cactus-shaped hat tree made entirely from wine corks gifted by a local pub back when wine bottles still had a sense of ceremony. Lovingly planted in a deep blue ceramic pot, Corky stands proud in a base of Plaster of Paris, adorned with sand, shells, and driftwood—because why settle for ordinary when you can have beachy whimsy? This is not just a hat stand. It’s a tribute to a bygone era, a corky cactus of character, and possibly the only one of its kind in New Zealand (unless my friend still has his knock-off version... and even then, mine’s taller). Perfect for entryways, eccentric lounges, or wine cellars with a sense of humour. Hats not included—those are mine and they’ve seen things. 💬 “What is that?” 🧠 “It’s art.” 🧢 “It’s a hat stand.” 🍷 “It’s history.” I'm going to auction it, and may the highest bidder win! You will need to think about how to transport Corky to your house as my car isn't big enough.