Christmas earrings so festive it hurts (your eyes)

Look, it’s June. Cold. Miserable. The cat’s using your heat pump like it pays rent. So why not lean fully into the madness and grab these cheap-as Christmas earrings?

Whether you’re:

• Planning a Christmas in July do (complete with warm beer and ironic Santa hats)
• Getting super organised before December hits like a rogue trolley in a Pak’nSave car park
• Or just want to wear tiny glittery snowmen on your ears because life’s short and your earlobes deserve joy...

These earrings are your time to shine. Literally.

Features:

• Loud, proud, and possibly regifted
• Crafted from genuine imitation sparkle
• Light as a pav, festive as Santa funnelling a 'summer edition' can of L&P in the sleigh
• Will not improve your singing but will improve your karaoke confidence

Ideal for:

• Christmas in July parties where no one commits but you show up fully jingled
• Office dress-ups (boss can’t say no if it’s “technically winter Christmas”)
• Beating the December rush like a true Kiwi deal-hunter legend
• Distracting relatives from asking why you’re still single

Price: Absolute bargain. Like, “I wouldn’t even haggle with myself” level cheap. Starting at just $1. Trademe literally won't let me go any cheaper.

Bid now – because Christmas is a state of mind.

And that state is: “Yea nah, might as well.”

MASSIVE $1 RESERVE CLEAR-OUT HAPPENING NOW

Just cleared out every cupboard in the house, and I'm now getting rid of anything that hasn’t been used in a while. some impulse purchases that have sat un-used for too long, some things where priorities have changed, and some old gifts that just aren't quite what we need.

Think: a garage sale, but 100% online, right here on TradeMe, and everything starting at just a dollar!

PLEASE SEE MY OTHER LISTINGS FOR SOME $1 RESERVE BARGAINS

All items are available for pick up in Parnell or delivery by NZ Post only (No Aramex, sorry.)