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Everything is Perfect When You're a Liar
Condition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9780062102232 Author(s): Kelly Oxford Format: Paperback Illustrator: Ariel Padilla Language: English Year: 2014 Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers Inc Pages: 336
Description: A?Well, sheA?s bitingly funny, but everybody knows that.A? A?Roger Ebert on Kelly Oxford The beautifulA?and hilariousA?Kelly Oxford has been one of the most hysterical voices on the Internet since it was still a series of tubes. In 1997, she began sharing stories of her life as a young wife and mother on a Geocities page, then on an anonymous blog, then on a MySpace account; eventually she found her mA?©tier in the widely followed Tumblr blog A?EjectA? (kellyoxford.tumblr.com) and in her raucous, often filthy, always hilarious Twitter feed (twitter.com/kellyoxford), which has garnered nearly 160,000 followers (adding 1,500 more each week), with frequent retweets from heavy-hitting fans such as Roger Ebert, Jessica Alba, Tony Hawk, Diablo Cody, Kevin Nealon, Susan Orlean, Ann Curry, Adam McKay, Mindy Kaling, and Jonathan Ames. There is no mistaking KellyA?s voice:Something people in McDonalds have Fries. Something people in McDonalds donA?t have Ankles.Chicken fried steak is the true American story: A place where even a chicken can be a steak.When my dog smells someoneA?s crotch I say, A?Sorry, sheA?s one of those cancer-smelling dogs.A?Had my sonA?s hearing tested because heA?s always yelling. Turns out heA?s just an asshole.A?SheA?s a total psycho.A? A?Completely.A? A?But I mean, I still like her.A? A?Me too, sheA?s sweet.A? A?two girls beside me, and everywhere, right now Straight-talking and riotously funny, Kelly Oxford has garnered an incredible following through her trademark blend of biting wit, self-deprecation, and a knack for seeing the hilarity in the everyday. Now, Kelly has written a side-splitting book of essays that shine her blindingly sardonic light on life as she sees it. From childhood to motherhood, from the zany to the tearjerking,
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