Floral Estrangements

Condition: BRAND NEW ISBN: 9781797231020 Author(s): Rebecca Fishbein Format: Hardcover Year: 2025 Publisher: Chronicle Books Pages: 176

Description: Flowers for when you love them . . . not. The ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses. Is there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didnât think so, which is why their flower symbols werenât just endearingâthey were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as: The âMaybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Passwordâ (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy) The âStill Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Weddingâ (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily) The âHis Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problemâ (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium) With incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, âDonât get sad, get even.â A FRESH TAKE FLOWER BOOK: Itâs the perfect time for a book on the language of flowers that focuses on the darker side of its symbolism. For anyone who fantasizes about sending your awful ex a message on Valentineâs Day, this book includes hilarious (and informative!) tips for you. MODERN LOVE (AND HATE): This hilarious guide to flowers one should never send is pitch-perfect for iconoclasts who love to buck the trends and fans of such vengeful entertainments as Bridgerton and Do Revenge.

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