Well, a certain pet store told me a female guppy wouldn’t breed with my three male guppies.

But after a couple of dates in the pond weed and some certain activity the fake house, and hello babies!

At least I know who daddy was as the male offspring are a lovely orange.

Anyway, I now have some time 10 - 15 healthy guppies I’d like to give to a good home.

In all honesty, the incestuous buggers have had even more offspring - much to my children’s horror.

So I need to make some space for their polyamarous lifestyle.

They’re happy and healthy and I want them to go to a good home.

Please bring a container and please take as many as the horny, incestuous, polyamorous fish as you can take.

Males and females are available.

??????Seriously, the other fish in the tank are giving them all the side eye and it’s getting a little awkward.

Otherwise I’m going to have to give them all banjoes, Holden V8s and cans of Woodstock as they have come of age and need to move out of house!