I came back to my car the other night to find TWO of these under my wipers. I only need one and thought, "hey, seems legit!" and thought I'd put it on here for someone else.

What a great present for your significant other and as there's no serial number, I reckon you could photocopy even more! (caveat, that's a pretty special purple so it might be risky—they shoulda stuck with gold IMHO).

And here's the thing, ALL that you have to do is say a little prayer (spell? Incantation? Formula?) with American spelling and boom, you don't even need the ticket.

Wait, what? that makes no sense…

Maybe it's a suing opportunity for false advertising? At any rate, it's a bargain for eternal life. Get in quick!