


Description
PlayStation 5 – Battle-Tested, Humbling, And Ready For a New Home
Selling my beloved PS5, the machine responsible for many late-night gaming sessions… and many, MANY humbling defeats at the hands of 12-year-old gaming prodigies who apparently have nothing but time, reflexes of a hummingbird, and parents who let them stay up past midnight.
This console has seen things. I have seen things.
But it’s time for someone else to carry the torch — ideally someone with better skills and a stronger ego.
What You’re Getting: * PS5 Console – Used, loved, but in perfect working order * DualSense Controller – Also perfect, unlike my kill/death ratio * All the Cables you need to actually turn the thing on: * HDMI * Power cable * Controller charging cable * Headset charging cable * Gaming Headset – works perfectly… but full disclosure: * One ear cup is basically hanging on by a thread * Functionally fine, aesthetically tragic * Like a pirate ear-flap situation. Adds character.
Condition: * Used — obviously. * Everything works flawlessly (except my self-esteem). * Factory reset and ready for you to dominate the children who destroyed me.
Performance Summary: * Loads games instantly * Runs quietly * Graphics so sharp they make losing hurt even more * DualSense haptics for maximum immersion while being eliminated in the first 30 seconds
Why I’m Selling:
Because I’ve accepted my place in the gaming hierarchy — bottom tier. Also: life responsibilities, kids, work, and an ego that can’t take another “ez clap” message from someone born after 2014.
Details
Shipping & pick-up options
| Destination & description | Price | |
|---|---|---|
| To be arranged | N/A | |
| Pick-up available from Auckland City, Auckland | Free | |
Payment Options
Cash, NZ Bank Deposit
Questions & Answers (1)
Hey bro, I would say your listing description attracted me. No matter how’s your performance, I do believe you’re a true gamer. Good on you. xiaoyuyuan (30 • 10:27 pm, Sat, 22 Nov )Thanks man! graememay (19 • Saturday, 22 November 2025 )




