1994 BMW 540i M60B40 4.0L V8

You know what this is as your read this, because you're a BMW tragic like me. Selling due to instructions from the boss. Insubordination will not be tolerated. However, if I do fail to sell the car, I will be committing to a full suspension refresh and all around lowering, probably a half-cage, bucket seats, a manual gearbox retrofit and obviously a painful, drawn out and expensive recertification. This will all but guarantee my death - save me from this fate, buy my car, save a life.

This is a good condition, hobby/project car in good running order. I'm open to offers, no swaps please unless you can swap my life out as well.

Features:

• Automatic Exhaust-based smile generator
• Automatic Speed-based fine generator (hard to turn off)
• The right color: Oxford green with Cream Interior
• Sunroof to recreate the Joker shanans from the Dark Knight
• Electric Seats, Windows & Mirrors (w/ left mirror reverse auto-dip)
• Dual zone A/C (regased)
• Factory Trip Computer and Radio for Maxxxx nostalgia
• It has a few minor dents & scratches (Pretty sure we all did by the time we hit 32), but overall paint in good condition.

Have the following things done to it, affording it the adorable nickname "der grüne Panzer" (The Green Panzer):

• Straight pipe exhaust sounds like "Anti Aircraft Fire" to quote Jeremy Clarkson
• DUDMD ECU replacement, +10% HP, improved Fuel Efficiency and +50% chance of doing stupid stuff in this car.
• Lowering Springs (front) to give it an aggressive german stance, in direct contravention of the Potsdam Agreement of WW2
• New Ignition Coils all around
• Serviced regularly, new sparks etc.
• New 5sp Auto transmission put in and a bit year ago
• Coolant system hoses done (sigh BWMs eh).
• Features a highly coveted money shredder called an 80L tank attached to a 4.0L 1990's V8 - It's like paying for movie tickets though, yea its pricey, but the immersive experience is worth it.

Questions welcome, will upload more photos as the week progresses.