2 Drift Trikes
Description
?? FOR SALE: DOUBLE THE SMOKE, DOUBLE THE CHAOS ??
Trikes need work, not currently running. great project for a father/son duo. Lots of spares included.
Ever thought, “One petrol-powered drift trike just isn’t dangerous enough”? Well good news — we’ve got TWO. Yes, TWO glorious, fuel-guzzling, tyre-screeching machines of questionable life choices.
?? Features:
Engines that sound like angry lawnmowers on energy drinks Rear wheels smoother than your mate’s pickup lines (zero grip, all slide) Guaranteed to turn petrol into noise, smoke, and poor decisions
?? Perfect for:
Racing your friends (and immediately losing control together) Impressing the neighbours (they will definitely come outside… not always happy though) Re-living your childhood… but louder, faster, and mildly illegal-looking
?? Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden urges to say “WATCH THIS,” and a strong smell of burnt rubber that no shower can fix.
?? Deal of the century: Buy both and become the undisputed king of the cul-de-sac. Or at least the reason for the next neighbourhood group chat meltdown.
Message now before we regain common sense and keep them.
?? First come, first served. Brakes not included… (okay they are, but don’t rely on them too much).