IH8PPL

Finally, a number plate that tells people what you’ve been screaming internally since 2009. (or even earlier)

Because nothing says “leave me alone” like advertising it publicly. Are you tired of small talk at the petrol station? Do you want people to instantly understand your vibe before you even open the door? Do you simply enjoy the majestic art of being left alone?

Then this plate is your spiritual companion.

Perfect for: People who brake for no one except dogs Aucklanders who just want to drive from Point A to Point B without merging with 400,000 of their closest 'mates'. Drivers who consider indicators “optional suggestions” Anyone who has ever muttered “why are there so many humans” in a supermarket Those who want their car to speak for them so they don’t have to

Added bonus's of owning this plate Ideal for avoiding neighbors who want to chat when you’re just trying to bring the bins in Clears the lane in front of you Reduces unwanted conversations by 87% Upgrades your car’s attitude by two levels. Even if it’s a Corolla Makes your car instantly funnier May cause other Kiwis to give you a knowing nod, the universal sign of ‘same, bro.'

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